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Aug 08

Stuff I Learned the Hard Way – My Flirting Could Use Some Work

WHAT’S PLAYING: Mike Posner featuring Lil’ WayneBow Chicka Wow Wow

Last week, a friend of mine insisted I go bar-hopping with her. It didn’t take much effort since I’m always up for a cocktail.

 

 

When I was busy guzzling my third margarita, two very attractive men approached us and started chatting. Things were going fairly well, until we got on the subject of happy places.

I said my favorite place to be was in bed. One of the guys asked if I took anything to bed with me.

My answer? “A teddy bear and a switch blade.”

 

I don’t think he’s going to call.

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