WHAT’S PLAYING: Mike Posner featuring Lil’ Wayne “Bow Chicka Wow Wow”
Last week, a friend of mine insisted I go bar-hopping with her. It didn’t take much effort since I’m always up for a cocktail.
When I was busy guzzling my third margarita, two very attractive men approached us and started chatting. Things were going fairly well, until we got on the subject of happy places.
I said my favorite place to be was in bed. One of the guys asked if I took anything to bed with me.
My answer? “A teddy bear and a switch blade.”
I don’t think he’s going to call.
5 comments
Earnest Harris
August 8, 2012 at 12:14 pm (UTC -4)
That is hilarious!
JacquiTalbot
August 9, 2012 at 10:30 am (UTC -4)
I thought so. My friend…not so much.
Melinda VanLone
August 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm (UTC -4)
LOL well if he doesn’t call, he’s too wimpy! I love that answer!
JacquiTalbot
August 9, 2012 at 10:32 am (UTC -4)
I have no use for a man who can’t appreciate a decent weapon when he sees one.
island traveler
August 16, 2012 at 2:53 pm (UTC -4)
Right answer! A lot of men think they can always get what they want. I think the best ones are the ones you have to work harder. If a person really wants something or someone, he/she will take the challenge. Have a great day.