«

»

Mar 20

Stuff I Learned the Hard Way – Wrestling Alligators is NOT the Best Way to Earn Pocket Money

WHAT’S PLAYING: The EaglesThe Best of My Love

Among the many odd jobs I had as a teenager, wrestling alligators was probably the most dangerous…and the best paying, which is sad because it only paid about $8/hour.

 

Still, I managed to earn almost $200 before my mother found out and put the kibosh on the whole thing.

Did I mention that I was thirteen at the time?

Before you judge, thirteen isn’t that young. The girl pictured above began wrestling alligators at the ripe old age of six.

Permanent link to this article: http://www.jacquitalbot.com/2012/03/stuff-i-learned-the-hard-way-wrestling-alligators-is-not-the-best-way-to-earn-pocket-money/

8 comments

Skip to comment form

  1. Janice Heck

    Jacqui, you are too funny!

    1. justjacqui2

      Thanks Janice! 🙂

  2. Sumo sez:

    You win at being the baddest of badasses that I’ve known!

    1. justjacqui2

      Thanks, but I have to say the crown goes to the girl who started wrestling alligators when she was six.

      1. Sumo sez:

        Yeah, but I don’t know her.

        1. justjacqui2

          Lol…point taken!

  3. Melinda VanLone

    LOL wow. You don’t find jobs like that just anywhere. They let 13 year olds (and six year olds) wrestle alligators, but they won’t let them be janitors or wait on tables? *confused*

    Nice money too! I can’t imagine why your mother felt like she had to put a stop to this. Seems innocent enough 😉

    1. justjacqui2

      Yes, I don’t understand the logic either. Of course, it helps you live near an actual swamp. I mean, as long as the alligators are there, you might as well wrestle them for fun and profit.

      Unfortunately, I didn’t get to keep the money I earned. My mother used it to start a college fund in hopes I’d find a safer way to earn a living. By the time I was ten, she’d pretty much given up on turning me into a “normal” kid. Her sole purpose had become making sure I survived into adulthood.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>