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Dec 12

Taking a Sick Day

WHAT’S PLAYING: Nothing

I had planned on writing about fear or something equally relevant to writing and my journey, but I’m afraid my crazy schedule has finally caught up with me. The symptoms started late last night and got steadily worse. Right now, I’m writing this in between forcing orange juice, Thera-flu, and chicken soup down my sore throat.

The good thing about being sick is that I finally get a chance to take a breath and notice all the ridiculous things out there. Right now, I’m watching an infomercial for Max Tall shoe inserts otherwise known as lifts. I’m listening to the announcer tell me how statistics prove being tall means more confidence, more attention, and more success.  Who the hell forgot to tell me?

I’m six-two. Have been since I was sixteen, and all it’s gotten me is a lot of stares and questions about whether or not I played basketball. Oh, and my favorite: “You’re tall!”

Like I don’t already know.

Then there’s the “Forever Lazy”, which is sort of like a full body “Snuggie“. The commercial features several actors out and about wearing fleece pajamas complete with flaps in front and back for easy access.

I wonder if these kinds of commercials were made for people like me. A captive audience so to speak. Too sick to leave the house. Too bored to turn off the TV.

Maybe it’s the fever, but I’ve already ordered a full set of Ginsu knives. I don’t know if I’ll ever have to slice through a tomato and a tin can in the same day, but at least now, I’ll be ready.

And nice and warm in my new fleece pjs.

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